Mabel Gray, Selden Standard, Chartreuse? We’d be honored to be a mere footnote on the same webpage as these extraordinary dining destinations, but to be on the same list alongside them? Well, that’s just awesome!

Thrillist Detroit is at it again, responding to the timeless contemplation, “I’m hungry, I want to eat somewhere good and I don’t want to think about it too hard,” with its list of Detroit’s Best Restaurants Right Now. And, surprise! Dime Store made the cut.

It’s a list that will tempt you to quit your job and scrap your plans for the next few weeks as you indulge in a deeply delicious culinary tour that stimulates your taste buds into a spiritual awakening, culminating in the worship of a God named Le Cochon.

Hyperbole? Perhaps. Outstanding idea? Definitely.

No matter how you read it, it’s clear you have some eating to do, Detroit. Feel free to start with the spot Thrillist deems “such a damn delight” (ahem, Dime Store). Enjoy!